The kind you tell

your buds about

 

Top shelf

Small Batch Indoor premium cannabis

Let’s not beat around the bush. Strict quality control procedures ensure only the highest-grade cannabis makes the cut. You can taste, smell, and feel the difference.

 
  • Each batch is carefully maintained and stored at 12% moisture content, making every toke smooth and tasty.

  • Our buds stink! In a good way, of course. Unique and complex terpene profiles will keep you coming back for more. We offer a wide selection of funky cultivars!

  • Each bud is tediously hand trimmed to perfection, ensuring only the highest bag appeal. Curated for the true connoisseur.

 

Bud You Can Trust

  • No Heavy Metals

    Every batch is lab tested extensively for heavy metals including arsenic, lead, mercury, and cadmium.

  • No Harmful Pesticides

    No pyrethroids, organophosphates, or carbamates. We only use OMRI & organic listed products.

  • No Microbial Contaminants

    Lab tested results. No mold, mildew, bacteria, yeast, mycotoxins, aflatoxins or other microbial contaminants.

hand trimmed

Carefully manicured buds are sure to please even the pickiest consumer. No wet trimming. No machine bucking. This means higher bag appeal, more trichomes, and more flower. A combo everyone loves!

Unique Cultivar

We have a dank line-up of old-school legacy strains. We also pheno hunt for unique and interesting varieties of familiar favorites. We have everything from Original Haze and Skunk No. 1, to modern strains like Grape Runtz and Peach Maraschino. Maybe you’re interested in something a little more unusual? Our Nigerian Sunshine or Blue Orca Haze strains will not disappoint.

Our grow schedule is planned out a year in advance, and we harvest up to four strains per month. In between, we have pheno hunt drops that are available in very limited quantities. Only the best will make it into a full run. The rest are just for fun.